Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Hot Air In Lafourche Parish

FACTS:

June 27, 2006 Lafourche Parish Council Meeting:
Lafourche Parish District Attorney, Cam Morvant stated:

“Once it comes to my attention, I will not put my head in the sand.  Once I find out about it, I will do something about it.  I strongly urge you to follow your ordinances to the letter.  ( In reference to the charter, Art. 3, Sec. 2 Prohibitions: Mandatory for Council members: Not to interfere directly or indirectly, not to give orders or directives to officers, department heads, employees, or independent contractors of the Parish.)

OPINIONS:

It is said that Council member Phillip Gouaux and Council member elect, Joe Fertitta approached a parish employee in an attempt to stop audit resolutions (approved by the council) from being sent out.  It will be interesting to see how the DA will handle this situation.  Will he be a man of his word or just a lot of “HOT AIR”?

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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Representative elect, Jerry “Truck” Gisclair, Where is Lafourche First Today?

FACTS:

May 12, 2003 (day after mothers day) ,Jerry “Truck” Gisclair hosted “Talk on the Bayou” on radio station KLRZ.  His guests were Michael Smith, Lindy Hoffman, and Bill Melancon, representing the political organization known as Lafourche First (LF).

QUOTES: In reference to the Lafourche Parish Council,
1. LF-”We are looking for good leaders”
2. LF-”We are here to explain the difference between facts and fiction”
3. LF-”A positive point of our organization is that we will attract more candidates for public office with our backing”
4. LF-”We want our Parish Council to have teamwork, vision, and quality of life”
5. LF-”We are growing so fast that we must find bigger and bigger places” (to meet)
6. LF-”We want local government to govern on our behalf”

a) TRUCK-”We must ask the hard Questions”
b) TRUCK-”Do you believe that more candidates will step forward” (because of Lafourche First)
c) TRUCK-”The biggest void in government is a plan”
d) TRUCK-”You don’t belong running the parish if you don’t have a plan”
e) TRUCK-”I would like to have you back on”

OPINIONS:

!. Did LF succeed in finding a good leader in Charlotte Randolph?  Perhaps a good leader for Lafourche First, but surely not for the citizenry.
2. In order to explain the difference between facts and fiction, LF must learn the difference.  I have never seen a group of people(LF) with such inflated egos, lacking touch with reality.
3. Thank you Lafourche First, you attracted candidates like Charlotte Randolph, Michael Matherne, Brent Callais, and Mark Atzenhoffer (GOOD GOVERNMENT?).
4. Your Parish Council have made Lafourche Parish an embarrassment to the citizens of Lafourche Parish.
5. Is that the reason the DA purchased such a large building?
6. You got what you wanted.  Local government governs on LF’s behalf (Windell Curole, Cullen Curole, Charlotte Randolph and George, Ray Cheramie, Etc.).

The citizens of Lafourche Parish are waiting for Michael Smith, Lindy Hoffmann and Bill Melancon to return to “Talk On The Bayou” and answer the hard Questions.

a) Hard Questions?  Who is we Truck?  Darryl Marlbrough asked you to allow him to go on your radio station and ask the hard questions of all elected officials and you denied him access.
b) Is Lafourche First the reason you stepped up?
c) Where is your plan truck?  What is your plan Truck?  Making campaign statements on issues is not exactly a plan for Lafourche Parish or District 54.
d) The same thing applies to your position, TRUCK!
e) Why didn’t you get LF “BACK ON”?

It is now apparent that the citizens of Lafourche Parish was taken in by the group known as Lafourche First.  What I am about to say is for your benefit Truck.  The original  Lafourche Parish Charter worked well for 20 years.  A group of individuals, something like LF, for what ever reasons, wanted a Charter change.  That also proved to be a disaster.  My point is, that your employee, Mr. Cheramie (public record) was extremely vocal in wanting to change the best charter.  Be extremely careful who you take advise from, while you are representing state district 54.
I will continue to offer you my assistance. I am once again offering you my presence on your radio station to ask of all public officials, “THE HARD QUESTIONS”.

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Friday, December 21, 2007

Santa Clause is Coming to Town.

FACTS:

Not only Santa Clause is comming to town, but the Louisiana Legislative Auditor is returning to Lafourche Parish for additional investigations.  Their findings in the report dated November 28, 2007 is comprehensive enough to justify the calling of a Grand Jury.  What else will they be looking for?

OPINIONS:

Could the upcoming investigation be on:

1. the “WATER WEENIE” scam?  In my opinion,thanks to DA Cam Morvant, tax payers money was used to pay for undocumented transactions.
2. violation of the parish ordinance (law) covering subdivision regulations?  In my opinion,three groups are responsible for using taxpayers’ money to pay for an undersized water line to private individuals.  The three groups are the Water District of Lafourche Parish, The Lafourche Pariah Council and its administration, and the Lafourche Parish District Attorney’s office.  In my opinion, the payment for and installation of an under-sized water line is a violation of law.  The people responsible should be asked to resign their position and reimburse the tax-payers.
3. the purchase of the new DA building?  Where did the funding come from?  Was this “Health Unit” funds, dedicated to children and senior citizens?  Was there a need by the DA to purchase this particular building?  Did the Building belong to a friend or family member of the Lafourche First organization?  Was the public money used to help unload the “PINK ELEPHANT”?
4. expenditures from a Thibodaux-based “Foundation” fund?

Thanks to the council’s decision to pass the audit resolutions, the auditors can now come in and do a complete investigation.  It will be interesting to see if boards like the Hospital Boards and others are looked into.

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Thursday, December 20, 2007

One Should Not Send A Boy To Do A Man’s Job

FACTS:

1. Darryl Marlbrough was the Larose-Cut off area (Lafourche Parish, Louisiana) Councilman from 1996-2003.

2. Brent Callais is the area Councilman from 2004-2007.

3. Rodney Doucet is the recently elected area Councilman for 2008-2011.

OPINIONS:

 
1. Lafourche Parish had a serious health problem, prior to 1996.  Most streets in the parish was surfaced with clam shells and limestone.  The rain would cause many pot holes and the lack of rain would create a serious dust problem which affected the residence comfort and health.  Although the bulk of the revenues were raised in the southern end of the parish, priority wasn’t considered and revenues were spent mostly in the northern end of the parish.  Marlbrough was instrumental in improving Parish conditions during his tenure.  Over 90% of the streets in his area were hard-surfaced, which eliminated pot-holes and dust.  Because of good honest politics, Marlbrough was able to get for the residence of his area, a fair portion of revenues generated.  Marlbrough accomplished more for the people of the area than any previous councilman or councilman to date.  In spite of the inadequate negative reporting by Brennan Matherne on KLRZ radio, Marlbrough can hold his head up high in the community.  He is proud of his accomplishments and deserve an “A+” on his elected official report card.

2. Callais, aided by the negative reporting of Brennan Matherne and the bullet proof vest scam (with many other lies) gained him the area public office with a surplus of money and very few problems.  During the 2003 campaign, Callais swore he was working for Paul Dufrene when in reality he was working for “CHOUEST”.  Callais and Phillip Gouaux were the only two councilmen alleged to be involved in keeping the “water weenie” scam a secret from the rest of the council. In my opinion, other than helping Brennan Matherne get a high paying job with the parish, lying about accomplishments which never happened, being part of the most corrupted parish administration ever in Lafourche, and who now wear his Chouest employment as a badge of honor ends up with an “F” on his elected official report card.  Why didn’t Brent Callais run for a second term?  Could it be because he is an embarrassment to his family, employer, and his community?  It is not your fault Mr. Callais.  Lafourche First inflated your ego and you proved them wrong where it comes to good government. Never send a boy to do a man’s job.  Now, in the most recent audit report, we are asked to believe what Mr. Callais states in his memorandum to the Parish Finance Department of May 8, 2007.  In reference to the Police Jury Association Convention, Mr. Callais states that all hotel fees for two nights were paid for by the Parish President with the Parish credit card.

3. While having lunch with my wife in a local restaurant, we were approached by the newly elected councilman, Rodney Doucet.  We congratulated him on his recent victory and wished him luck and success over the next four years.  His response was a bit strange.  He blurted out that he was tired of just standing by, and now he will move the parish forward.  Those are the exact words that Charlotte Randolph, Brent Callais, and Lafourche First used in the 2003 campaign.  Lafourche Parish stood still for the last four years.  Their only accomplishments was to spend the surplus left to them by the previous (5-4) administration and producing embarrassment for the people of Lafourche Parish. 

During the 2003 campaign, it is alleged that Brennan Matherne was wined and dined by the Lafourche First group.  His position, as an employee of the KLRZ radio station, enabled Mr. Matherne to create negative press for the seated council and partake in Brent Callais’ non-truths.  I wonder how Mr. Matherne would compare the 5-4 council to the present day administration that he is now a part of.  Was Brennan Matherne replaced on the radio by Mr. K. Cheramie or was it by Charlotte’s sister’s friend Joey? 

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The Lafourche Parish Tax Payers Lose Again.

FACTS:

The findings of a compliance audit by the state of Louisiana legislative auditor, dated November 28, 2007, was delivered to the Lafourche Parish President and Council.  There are several findings which may violate Louisiana law.  I would like to explore possible violations by three individuals.

AUDIT FINDINGS:

A) In January 2006, the Parish paid $4162 to transfer the personal cellular phone accounts of two Council members to the Parish cellular phone plan.  This amount included$1,095 in charges incurred in 2005 as well as $3,000 ($1,500 per council member) to advance each member a cellular phone allowance for the year.  The Parish should refrain from paying expenses before incurred as this practice is prohibited by the Louisiana Constitution.

B) Mr. Windell Curole is employed on a full time basis as the general manager of the South Lafourche Levee District (SLLD).  From June 28, 1993, to January 9,2005, Mr. Curole also served as the assistant director for the Parish Office of Emergency Preparedness (OEP). On January 10, 2005, Mr. Curole was appointed as the Parish’s Coastal Zone Management (CZM) director while he retained his duties as the OEP assistant director.  Mr. Curole’s annual salary increased from $6,024 to $21, 024 for these two part time positions.  Mr. Curole’s time sheets do not indicate hours worked or duties performed for each position making it difficult to determine what services were provided to the Parish.

OPINION:

A) In my opinion, the auditor did all of the leg work for the DA.  The DA stated, at several Council meetings, if you do not abide by the charter, you will answer to me.  The two individuals in these findings are alleged to be Phillip Gouaux ll and Mark Atzenhoffer.

The Louisiana State Attorney General opined to what amounts to be, expense allowances paid in advance to Council members should be treated as additional compensation.  The Parish Charter is specific on the amount of compensation a Council member is entitled.  In my opinion, these two Council members should be indicted on possible violations of the State Constitution and the Charter.  If Cam cannot accomplish this simple task, he should resign as DA.

B) Wake up Sheriff Webre and DA Cam Morvant.  Again, it seems that the auditor completed your investigation for you.  Could you be looking at theft of tax payers money?  Who is Windell Curole?

According to the audit findings, OEP Director Chris Boudreaux stated that Mr. Curole mainly works as a consultant in the southern part of the Parish during hurricanes.  According to Ms. Randolph, Mr. Curole’s main CZM duties include handling coastal assistance funds and projects, attending monthly meetings to discuss projects, and overseeing coastal permits.  However, Ms. Randolph later informed auditors that the CZM program has never managed any projects because funding was not available until 2007.  In addition, We (auditor) spoke with Mr. Vince Melvin, CZM administrator for the Parish.  Mr. Melvin stated that he (Melvin) handles all the coastal permits for Lafourche Parish and that Mr. Curole was rarely at the office.  The auditors stated that they could not determine the hours worked by Mr. Curole or whether the allocation of his salary for the two part time positions was accurate.

In my humble opinion, Windell is being paid for helping Charlotte in her campaign. He cannot prove that he is actually doing work for the tax dollars he is receiving.  He is milking the tax payers’ dollars as my good friend Cam place his head in the sand.  
 

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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Is the Following “FIVE” a Negative for Lafourche Parish?

FACTS:

1. The state of New Jersey abolished the death sentence.
2.  A new state representative was elected to district 54 in Louisiana.
3.  Charlotte Randolph was re-elected to the position of Lafourche Parish President.
4.  Craig Webre was re-elected as Sheriff of Lafourche Parish.
5.  Cam Morvant is alleged to be running for a second term, as the Lafourche Parish District Attorney.

OPINIONS:

1.  Isn’t abortion a death sentence?  I believe in abolishing the death sentence but only after abortion is abolished.

2.  Good luck to the newly elected state representative of district 54 in Louisiana.  The dilemma is that a small community in Jefferson Parish elected the alleged least qualified of the candidates to represent the majority of district 54 constituents in Lafourche Parish.

3.  Charlotte Randolph is the first Lafourche Parish President to be re-elected.  In light of the recent audit, do you believe that the voters made a wise decision?  The recent audit indicates alleged wrong doing by the Parish President and her administration. 

        Some audit findings:  The Lafourche Parish Council (Parish) provides public credit cards to the parish president, parish administrator, finance director, Head Start director, and public works director.  From January 1, 2004 to January 1,2007, parish employees made 757 credit card purchases totaling $87,789.  During the review of these purchases, it was noted that the parish was missing and/or had incomplete documentation for 108 transactions totaling $11,960: the parish incurred late fees and finance charges totaling $2,245 as the result of untimely payments; there were personal purchases totaling$2,529: and there was inadequate supporting documentation for fuel charges totaling $9,066.

        We reviewed the supporting documentation for 43 travel reimbursements.  Of the 43 reimbursements, 34 did not have travel authorizations and 12 were missing expense reports.  Of the forms we were able to locate, only 7 travel authorization forms and 19 expense reports were properly approved.

The 2000-2004 council proved that they were able to read and interrupt the “Charter”.  Perhaps “Lafourche First” tried to replace the 2000-2004 council with people who can not read.

4.  The Lafourche Parish sheriff is alleged to not have investigated the alleged corruption in the Randolph Administration, over the last four years.  Do the voters expect him to do anything over the next four years?

5.  The ”FIVE” million $ question, can Lafourche Parish tax-payers afford another six years of Cam Morvant, as district attorney?  Be careful of what you think about my good friend “CAM”, he indicated that he is a mind reader.  He stated that he didn’t believe that Parish President Charlotte Randolph had the intent to violate any laws.  Perhaps, she didn’t intend on getting caught;  That is not a defense, Cam.       

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Change the Charter or Change the DA? PART-2

FACTS:

Lafourche Parish operated for 20 years under its original charter.  A group of individuals decided that the parish would be better off under a revised charter.  A revised charter was voted in by the voters and lasted 4 years. The charter was revised a second time and is in affect at present (3 1/2 years).  The voters will once again be asked to vote for charter change number three.  Did Lafourche Parish ever need a charter change?  Does Lafourche Parish need a charter change now?

OPINIONS:

The District attorney, Cam Morvant, began his first term as DA during the fourth year of the charter’s first revision.  He began his term by show-boating and being a bully at his first council meeting.  He walked up to the podium pulling a cart loaded with what he claimed to be ordinances approved by the seated council.  He stated that every ordinance would have to be redone (it was unnecessary).  When he was asked why he was doing this, he stated “I am a stickler for the law”.  In my opinion, my good friend Cam was a failure during his first year as a district attorney.  His only accomplishment during his first year was to constantly interfere with the governing authority.  In my opinion, Cam Morvant should have been indicted and prosecuted for his interference. 

At the first meeting of the present day council, Cam went into executive session and had the new council drop law suits against people who had expended public funds without legal authorization.  This act of dropping law suits filed against Cam’s political contributors cost the tax payers millions of dollars.  Cam’s most recent fiasco cost the tax-payers $3.5 million (payment for the alleged flood protection scam or alleged FEMA fraud).

Did Cam live up to his words of being a stickler for the law during this council’s term?  Cam often show-boated and practiced being a bully while attending parish council meetings.  Cam threatened elected officials of the governing authority by stating, ”if it is brought up to my attention, I will take the necessary action, speaking of failure to follow the charter or parish ordinances.  It is openly acknowledged that the following allegedly violated the charter and ordinances without legal consequences; Cam Morvant, Charlotte Randolph, Brent Callais, and Phillip (Al Sharpton) GO.

In my opinion, the problem with the charter is the DA.  Change the DA, not the charter.  You cannot drink your VODKA and drive too, unless you are a chosen political figure in Lafourche Parish.

Stay in touch, do not drink and drive.  Have your pets neutered.

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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Change the Charter or Change the DA? PART-1

FACTS:

My sources, who were in attendance at last night’s Lafourche Parish Council Meeting, reported that my good friend DA Cam Morvant successfully talked the Jelly-fish councilmen into shafting the tax-payers once again.  The Jelly-fish council voted in favor of paying $3.5 million to the alleged Charlotte Randolph flood control bag SCAM.  Speaking against payment, according to my sources, were council members Lasseigne, Atzenhoffer, Matherne and Lorraine.  Voting against Cam Morvant’s advice were Lasseigne and Lorraine.  As usual, Callais was absent from this contraversal meeting, also.

OPINION:

In my opinion, there isn’t anyone who can prove that the flood control bags were ever needed, used, actual number used if any.  I fully expected this Jelly-fish council to vote in favor of wasting tax payers money, but I am appalled that the District Attorney dropped the ball on yet another alleged corruption activity.

DA Cam Morvant failed in successfully prosecuting a grandmother charged with allegedly making harassing phone calls to her adult son.  He failed in harassing the grandmother into accepting his so-called deals.  In my opinion, my good friend Cam Morvant should change his title to “Prostituting Attorney” (I did not misspell prosecuting).  Cam is quick at offering P. T. I. (pre- trial intervention), it is less work and more money for his office.  DA Cam Marvant’s PTI letters read, be at my office at a certain time. on or before a certain date and bring your check book.  In my opinion, Cam’s new PTI letter will read, be at my office at a certain time on a certain day and bring your check book along with a bottle of “VODKA”.

Why does The Lafourche Parish District Attorney threatening to prosecute selective council members if they violate the parish charter or parish ordinances?  We will examine this issue and others in, “Change the Charter or Change the DA? PART-2″.

Do not drink and drive.  Have your pets neutered.  

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

The Proverbial Blind Leading The Blind?

FACTS:

Why didn’t The Lafourche Parish President’s self proclaimed meetings with members of congress turn up in the headlines of The Lafourche Gazette issue of August 22,2007?  If you were to read the entire news paper, you would see a picture of Charlotte Randolph with Congress woman Nancy Pelosi (speaker of the House) and Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco on page 13-A.  It is located in the public notice section.

OPINIONS:

In my opinion, if Charlotte Randolph possessed one shred of dignity, she would keep this picture in her personal “CRAP” book and out of the view of the public.  What is Ms. Randolph’s intent? Nancy Pelosi is the speaker of the house of the do nothing and lowest rating of any US Congress (Failure?).  Governor Blanco has the intelligence to not run for a second term.  If the intent of Ms. Randolph is to try and compare herself to these accomplished ladies, then I will opine.  In my opinion, Ms. Randolph’s abilities relate closer to  the failed attempt of Pelosi as a leader than to Blanco’s intelligence of not running for re-election. 

I wonder if Charlotte told Kathleen and Nancy about her alleged activities of helping 40 of her friends violate FEMA regulations which could cause the lost of flood insurance to the citizens of Lafourche Parish?  In my opinion, our future will be much brighter without today’s political leaders.

Stay in touch, changes are coming, this year and next.

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The Openly Secret World of Politics!!!!

FACTS:

In Lafourche Parish, the DA is Mr. Morvant.  The sheriff is Mr. Webre.  The Governing authority President is Ms. Randolph and her spouse is George.

OPINIONS:

Once upon a time, in a far-away land, there was a kingdom with a judicial system and governing authority similar to that of counties in the United States of America.  One day, an inquisitive young journalist student approached a wise old owl and asked a series of questions.

Student (S). I hear that our prosecuting attorney drink a lot of alcoholic beverages.

Owl (O). Is he an alcoholic or a drunk?

S. It appears that with all his resources and programs, he would seek help if he was an alcoholic.  He must be a drunk.  Why would a person in his position choose to be a drunkard?

O. I believe it is because his mother raised him with good moral values and when he violates those values on a daily basis, his guilt drives him to drink.

S. Why is he so protective of the leader of our governing authority and her spouse?

O. Birds of a feather?

S. I understand that drunks will defend other drunks, but why does our chief law enforcement officer defend these political leaders, he is not a drunk.

O. He, as a few others in his generation, are desensitized.  They have no moral values. Their only allegiance is to “SELF” and the all mighty dollar.

S. Well who is leading who in this web of deceit and corruption?

O. I will tell you a true story. You be the judge.  A young adult son, having a temper tantrum, went to the chief law-enforcement officer for advice on a family situation.  A true professional would have advised the young man to seek family counseling.  The CLEO told the young man to file phone harassment charges on his mother, who was also a grandmother, and he would handle the rest.  Imagine this, with all of the crime in the kingdom, the Cleo and our prosecuting attorney continued to harass (the grandmother went to court to plead not guilty, the prosecuting attorney would not allow her, because they offered her a pre-trial intervention program.  They told her to bring her check book.  She refused the P.T.I. program because she wasn’t guilty.  They had her continue to appear in court six times. They continued to offer PTI and she continued to refuse.  They became so desperate that they offered just about everything but a Hawaiian vacation, the grandmother refused.) the grandmother for nine months.  The grandmother was victorious in a court of law.  The people of the kingdom are fortunate to have a couple of honest judges who cannot be controlled by other corrupted public officials.  Hopefully, if your adult child is angry with you, he or she will seek advice from a professional, not from the prosecuting attorney or the chief law-enforcement officer.

S. It is difficult to believe that the citizens of the kingdom allows these corrupted individuals to serve in our kingdom.

O. It takes a little while for the general public to develop a flavor for change, but believe you me, change is coming.

We hope you enjoyed this little fable.  Stay in touch as we try and correct the wrongs of the kingdom.

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